The Vaqueros are a texas born group of bandit gringo cowboys born from the depths of Matthew McConaughey's roles where he wasn't a fat old bitch, namely his portrayal of VAN ZAN the American soldier turned dragon slayer in 2002's Reign of Fire.
They are full of C major and probably masturbate COPIOUSLY when they think about their wasted potential. There is a lot of it, and like titties, that's a good thing.
CUBA!?!?! where do they get off?
The Vaqueros get off in their bedrooms and occasionally yours. Think twice before you spin their record, they will check yourself before you wreck yourself.
BIRCH!!!

edit: my drunk boyfriend NCROSS18 wrote this.
Edit: I have no recollection of this, and my name is Rase on here, Marika.
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